Thursday, June 09, 2005

Techno orgasm

Yes! Yess! Yesss!!!! Oh man, that was wicked!!! Was it good for you too? But hey, who gives a flying fuck, eh? Hah! I've never held much truck with the Modern Man's Guide to Sensitive Reciprocal Sex any old how. Bottom line is... I've actually managed my first (yes, no typos...FIRST) successful html ejaculation, and the sloppy results are there for all to behold in awe and wonderment, splashed proudly upon the screen. I'm referring to the new, improved and updated LINKS list of course, something that would not have been made possible without the kind assistance of those of you who took time off to explain the hows, whys and wherefore to this IT impotent. So now that I've begun to pay dues, albeit in a minor manner, I already feel better about shedding my diverse loads, as it were, on others' pages. What's the big deal? I hear you mutter in the ether shadows. Not much, I guess. But for someone who is STILL unable to record a tv programme on a fucking VCR after forty-something years-worth of attempts... This is no mean feat and comes in at a very close second, right after the Nazarene's alleged Bread & Fishes caper. Scoff all you like anyhow. I feel great and with hand on heart I can say, with all sincerity, that this is even better than sex!!! Ooooh, baby, yeaahhh. (Yeah, right. Goes to show how long it's been since I've gotten a decent leg-over. Ah well. "The sun'll come out TOMORROW, bet your bottom dollar that TOMORROW...there'll be sunnnn..." Oh, for god's sake!!! Good night one and all, and may the waters of your wadi never turn to wee wee. Layla-tov

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